Little known fact, Nookums got his degree from ITT Technical Institute.

It’s been a while since I’ve posted any new comics.  This marks the first one where I both write AND draw… poorly.  Please pardon the quality as I get used to my new role.

And she loves you dearly.

I think I’ve perfected Magnum and Blue Steel, but still can’t fully grasp Lateegra.

I’ve actually only once witnessed sumo wrestling in person while in Japan.  We were watching the “minor league” sumo wrestlers that looked like a bunch of skinny basketball players.  Sumo with fat people: interesting. Sumo with skinny people: creepy.

I was thinking about changing Monk to Monkey, but it was too easy.

The relationship between a monkey and banana is well known, but rarely do people consider the banana’s relationship with the monkey.  I equate it to dropping an Oscar Meyer weiner into a fat camp.

The kid’s got gusto.  And a short fuse.  I’ve never seen a short-fused gusto, but it can only be good things.

The sad reality is that Rilla just isn’t smart. It’s the curse for possessing so much brute strength. On the plus side, what he lacks in brains he more than makes up for with heart.  Awe.

Except this mech poops.